4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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