There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I love having hate sex.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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