i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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