It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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