i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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