People in love make me want to vomit
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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