i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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