I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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