summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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