You can't special order awesome
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
there was a trapeze. enough said
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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