But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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