How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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