I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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