Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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