Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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