Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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