Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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