I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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