Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I can't turn off my feet"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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