There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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