They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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