i used baking grease as lip gloss
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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