Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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