He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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