I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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