that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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