Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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