You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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