i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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