we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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