I'm gonna have a badass scar
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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