Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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