I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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