ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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