I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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