i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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