brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he wants to bone in the snuggie
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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