normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
there is glitter all over my balls
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