So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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