Dual....:-)
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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