i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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