The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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