This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you will always have a special place in my vag
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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