i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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