what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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