did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
