I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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