She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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