ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
