I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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