I wannas sexs uuuuu
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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