i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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