I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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