No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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