Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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